Some Funny Thoughts From Random People!

Here are some funny thoughts from random people, sent by my friend vanessa and made me laugh!!

Random thoughts from random people.
- I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

- Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

-I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

-I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

- Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"

- What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

- Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

- I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

- I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

- Bad decisions make good stories

-If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.

- Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....

- You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

- Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

- There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

- I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

- "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever

- I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring, but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

- I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

-As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

- It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

- I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

- Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.

- Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I’d bet my butt everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...

- I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

- I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

Which one do you think is funny and do you relate to any of them! I bolded ones I can relate too!

Happy Thursday!

Introducing my wedding colors....

I am lucky enough to have gotten this color palette created by Zenadia Design. Heidi put it together for me so I can visualize my color scheme for my wedding and I LOVE it!!! I love the vibrancy of Hot Pink, White, Navy Blue and Yellow! Her website is a mecca for brides or those who love looking at pretty things! Check out the link if you want to see this on there or her other equally cool things. My friend Kate was featured on her blog, which made me check it out and I loved her posts. So check her out!

http://zenadiadesign.blogspot.com/2009/08/color-palette-navy-yellow-hot-pink-and.html

Challenge Time...

All the clothes, I want to fit into again! But, I win if I fit into the black skirt :)

(This picture was taken on our way to work, last week)
The dynamic challengers.... On your mark, get set, go.............................

The male contestant!! (He is thinking he is going to win, you can see it on his face, but we really know its me!)

The Female Contestant, (Thinking: You can win this em!!!!)

Ready for the challenge!!!

So Jeff and I are challenging each other. He thinks he can get a six pack before Thanksgiving. I think I can fit into my black and white skirt by then (go down two dress sizes). The winner will get bragging rights and will have to take the other out to a nice date!

Who is on my team for this challenge? Who is on Jeff's team? Any fun tips? (We are supportive of each other in this, but the reward is being called the winner of this challenge) We are going to set aside 6:00 AM to 7:00 AM to workout everyday and then 8 AM meet up before work to read our scriptures for an hour before work.

So we are trying to focus on our health and the Lord everyday first thing. I am so excited and I know Jeff is too, I love having him as my partner, because we both have the desire to work on our goals and it will be fun to compete with each other to motivate ourselves! I love a good challenge. :)

We are also going to go to bed early every night so we can meet our goals, so we can get up that early to exercise, but that starts Tuesday (10:30 the night we have class). We are also only going to have dessert on my birthday only! That is going to be crazy hard when I go on my vacation, but I am determined to win! I'll need your encouragement!

What motivates you?